versacebitch:

the worst thing about speaking two languages is trying to use an expression from one language that fits perfectly into your conversation but the other person won’t get it

Most of my friends are linguists, so we hop between languages quite fluently. We’ve been doing it for so long that nowadays I can understand basic phrases in Japanese and Spanish despite never having studied either language at all.

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Finnish morphology is proof that the devil exists.

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explore-blog:


Outlines for the vocal tract during the articulation of various vowels, from an illustrated vintage guide to the science of speech.

explore-blog:

Outlines for the vocal tract during the articulation of various vowels, from an illustrated vintage guide to the science of speech.

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"…where the only useful thing she does is distinguish between Vulcan and Romulan and reference a transmission she overheard"

when you fuckers can distinguish between alveolo-palatal nasal, voiceless palatal nasal, voiceless velar nasal, and uvular nasal on sound alone, then you can come back and tell me Uhura’s useless and not qualified to serve on the enterprise (via fictionaladyfeels)

 #oh wait you mean to say #’when she does that thing that a COMMISSIONED STARFLEET OFFICER COULD NOT DO’ #and does it so well that the CAPTAIN OF THE FLEET’S FLAGSHIP #IMMEDIATELY PROMOTES YOU TO THE POSITION OF BRIDGE OFFICER #you meant that right #because that was fucking AWESOME #you little shits (via breathegeek)

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neurosciencestuff:

Linguistics as a Window to Understanding the Brain

How did humans acquire language? In this lecture, best-selling author Steven Pinker introduces you to linguistics, the evolution of spoken language, and the debate over the existence of an innate universal grammar.
He also explores why language is such a fundamental part of social relationships, human biology, and human evolution.
Finally, Pinker touches on the wide variety of applications for linguistics, from improving how we teach reading and writing to how we interpret law, politics, and literature.

neurosciencestuff:

Linguistics as a Window to Understanding the Brain

How did humans acquire language? In this lecture, best-selling author Steven Pinker introduces you to linguistics, the evolution of spoken language, and the debate over the existence of an innate universal grammar.

He also explores why language is such a fundamental part of social relationships, human biology, and human evolution.

Finally, Pinker touches on the wide variety of applications for linguistics, from improving how we teach reading and writing to how we interpret law, politics, and literature.

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jtotheizzoe:

How Words Have Shape
V.S. Ramachandran once asked American college students and Tamil speakers in India to each interpret these shapes. He wanted to know which one they thought was “bouba” and which one they thought was “kiki”. 
98% of them said that bouba was round and kiki was spiky. Later studies showed that even young children who hadn’t yet learned to read assigned the same names to the shapes.
It appears there’s something about the evolution of language that says names for objects are not arbitrary.
Check out this TEDx talk about the life of the mind lived through noise. Very cool stuff.
(via Science-Based Life)

No. Just no. There is no connection between the way word is pronounced and its meaning. If it was the case, all basic adjectives (such as round, soft, sharp, etc.) would sound the same in every language, which is not the case!!!!
Compare the English “soft” with the Czech “měkký” and the Finnish “pehmeä”. If names for objects or basic concepts were not arbitrary, then all these three adjectives would have to sound the same, which they don’t.
Sure, there are onomatopoeic words, but even those culture specific. For example, the sound of a clock may be tick tock in English, dī dā in Mandarin, or katchin katchin in Japanese (source: Wikipedia).
In the above study, the word “kiki” comprises of voiceless consonants /k/ and vowels, whereas “bouba” comprises of voiced consonants /b/ and vowels. Both /b/ and /k/ are stop consonants. The following explanation is from wikipedia:
Stop, an oral occlusive, where there is occlusion (blocking) of the oral vocal tract, and no nasal air flow, so the air flow stops completely. Examples include English /p t k/ (voiceless) and /b d ɡ/ (voiced). If a consonant is voiced, the voicing is the only sound made during occlusion; if it is voiceless, a stop is completely silent. What we hear as a /p/ and /k/ is the effect that the onset of the occlusion has on the preceding vowel, as well as the release burst and its effect on the following vowel.
In other words, the voiceless consonant /k/ sounds sharper, more explosive when compared to the voiced consonant /b/ which sounds softer and rounder, because they are pronounced differently. However, these are made-up words. They have nothing to do with how language speakers assigning meaning to concepts, i.e. create new words.

jtotheizzoe:

How Words Have Shape

V.S. Ramachandran once asked American college students and Tamil speakers in India to each interpret these shapes. He wanted to know which one they thought was “bouba” and which one they thought was “kiki”. 

98% of them said that bouba was round and kiki was spiky. Later studies showed that even young children who hadn’t yet learned to read assigned the same names to the shapes.

It appears there’s something about the evolution of language that says names for objects are not arbitrary.

Check out this TEDx talk about the life of the mind lived through noise. Very cool stuff.

(via Science-Based Life)

No. Just no. There is no connection between the way word is pronounced and its meaning. If it was the case, all basic adjectives (such as round, soft, sharp, etc.) would sound the same in every language, which is not the case!!!!

Compare the English “soft” with the Czech “měkký” and the Finnish “pehmeä”. If names for objects or basic concepts were not arbitrary, then all these three adjectives would have to sound the same, which they don’t.

Sure, there are onomatopoeic words, but even those culture specific. For example, the sound of a clock may be tick tock in English, dī dā in Mandarin, or katchin katchin in Japanese (source: Wikipedia).

In the above study, the word “kiki” comprises of voiceless consonants /k/ and vowels, whereas “bouba” comprises of voiced consonants /b/ and vowels. Both /b/ and /k/ are stop consonants. The following explanation is from wikipedia:

Stop, an oral occlusive, where there is occlusion (blocking) of the oral vocal tract, and no nasal air flow, so the air flow stops completely. Examples include English /p t k/ (voiceless) and /b d ɡ/ (voiced). If a consonant is voiced, the voicing is the only sound made during occlusion; if it is voiceless, a stop is completely silent. What we hear as a /p/ and /k/ is the effect that the onset of the occlusion has on the preceding vowel, as well as the release burst and its effect on the following vowel.

In other words, the voiceless consonant /k/ sounds sharper, more explosive when compared to the voiced consonant /b/ which sounds softer and rounder, because they are pronounced differently. However, these are made-up words. They have nothing to do with how language speakers assigning meaning to concepts, i.e. create new words.

robertfords:

savingprivateprose:

librainmaat:

tawnyforeverandaday:

anonymoushomo:

Pick A Nigger

Damn.

I’m always surprised when people don’t know this. It’s been drilled in my head for so long. Thank you Mississippi…

its origin is actually 17th century france…
id explain the etymology behind it but we all know that would be a waste of time.
you cant believe everything you see on the internet.

Go fuck yourselves, sallies.


This, along with “Fornicating Under Consent of King” -> FUCK and those who claim that the word “history” is sexist, annoy the hell out of me.

robertfords:

savingprivateprose:

librainmaat:

tawnyforeverandaday:

anonymoushomo:

Pick A Nigger

Damn.

I’m always surprised when people don’t know this. It’s been drilled in my head for so long. Thank you Mississippi…

its origin is actually 17th century france…

id explain the etymology behind it but we all know that would be a waste of time.

you cant believe everything you see on the internet.

Go fuck yourselves, sallies.

This, along with “Fornicating Under Consent of King” -> FUCK and those who claim that the word “history” is sexist, annoy the hell out of me.

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tom-hiddleston-just:

Loki ships it

Loki addresses both Tony and Steve, so it should be: I ship you.

Unlike Modern English, Middle English had two separate pronouns for addressing the second person singular and plural, that is thou and ye, respectively. Modern English only has one for both, you.

In this sentence, the word meaning you is in its objective form. If Loki was addressing only one person, he’d indeed say I ship thee, because thee is the objective form of second person singular (thou). However, he’s addressing both Steve and Tony, so he’d have to use the objective form of second person plural (ye), which just happens to be you.

Therefore, I ship you is grammatically correct Middle English. It is also indistinguishable from Modern English.

This has been another post from your friendly anal-retentive linguist.

Linguistics: Srs bznz.

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For the confusèd among you.

  • Old English (Anglo-Saxon): Eft he axode, hu ðære ðeode nama wære þe hi of comon. Him wæs geandwyrd, þæt hi Angle genemnode wæron. Þa cwæð he, "Rihtlice hi sind Angle gehatene, for ðan ðe hi engla wlite habbað, and swilcum gedafenað þæt hi on heofonum engla geferan beon."
  • Middle English: In þat lond ben trees þat beren wolle, as þogh it were of scheep; whereof men maken clothes, and all þing þat may ben made of wolle. In þat contree ben many ipotaynes, þat dwellen som tyme in the water, and somtyme on the lond: and þei ben half man and half hors, as I haue seyd before; and þei eten men, whan þei may take hem.
  • Early Modern English: But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, Who is already sick and pale with grief, That thou her maid art far more fair than she Be not her maid, since she is envious; Her vestal livery is but sick and green And none but fools do wear it; cast it off. It is my lady, O, it is my love!
  • Modern English: Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. They were the last people you'd expect to be involved in anything strange or mysterious, because they just didn't hold with such nonsense.

lesserjoke:

didyoudrinkmygingerale:

chekhovandowl:

didyoudrinkmygingerale:

gutterxflower:

You can’t even what? Can’t even finish a sentence? Can’t even figure out how to speak like a normal human being? Can’t even wipe your own butt? Can’t even think of a different way to express your interest or shock in something that differs from the other 12305902 million people that say they can’t even either? Do you know how many ways that sentence can be ended? Help me out here.

Well then. It’s settled.

Actually I have this theory that ‘even’ has been verbed, and now it represents the total of any emotions we should be capable of expressing in response to a certain situation.

So, in this case, “I can’t even” means “I can’t properly express the emotions which should be logical as a reaction to this situation/video/movie/song/fanpost”.

I think it’s in the middle of a gradual shift because I’m not entirely sure that derivations inflections like “I evened” or “I am evening” are grammatical yet.

I am evening.

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