I heard this great joke on Sims once…
Ba harmy putar?
GLARCH!
I’ve seen this post three times now and I still lose my shit.
(via mydearholmes)
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“In English,” Professor Austin said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.”
A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”
"— Linguistics joke « The Diacritics (via katydidkatydidnt)
(via benedictatorship)
How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis.
LADDER.
I MEANT LADDER.
(Source: thelastdidact, via sirarthurconandoilies)
An army doctor, a consulting detective, and a consulting criminal walk into a pool.
No one knows what happens for a year and a half.
(via ellestark)
this is the greatest meme of all time
OMG THE THIRD ONE.
Hahaha, NaBrO xD
