iygrittenothing:

ryuyosei:

killipan-jones:

purrim:

purrim:

why are blonde jokes so short?

so men can remember them

this took an unexpected turn

Not if you just asked for directions.

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(Source: glowcloud, via hellotailor)

Tags: hur jokes

I heard this great joke on Sims once…

applejackart:

Ba harmy putar?

GLARCH!

I’ve seen this post three times now and I still lose my shit.

(via mydearholmes)

Tags: hur pwnage jokes

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“In English,” Professor Austin said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.”

A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”

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Linguistics joke « The Diacritics (via katydidkatydidnt)

(via benedictatorship)

(Source: grindlebone, via lesserjoke)

How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb?

johnfenixaran:

Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis.

LADDER.

I MEANT LADDER.

(Source: installation00, via sirarthurconandoilies)

Tags: hur jokes

An army doctor, a consulting detective, and a consulting criminal walk into a pool.

thatswhatgeeksdo:

No one knows what happens for a year and a half.

(via radderthanmyspace)

completelycumberbatched:

crypticnymph:

cat-eyes:

this is the greatest meme of all time

OMG THE THIRD ONE.

Hahaha, NaBrO xD