why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
“In English,” Professor Austin said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.”
A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”"
Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis.
I MEANT LADDER.
No one knows what happens for a year and a half.