that moment when you get reblogged by someone LESS than half your age.
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Tonight on Twitter I pondered what Seinfeld would be like if it had aired in the internet era. Here were my ideas for easy reading:
- Jerry breaks up with a woman because of her unflattering Twitter avatar
- ”Jerry, Kramer’s reblogging me and removing my…
It aired in the internet era. *headdesk*
I had internet in the 90s. I got my first email address in 1993, what are you talking about? Man, I was listening to streaming radio from the CBC in Cambridge, Massachusetts on my first mac in 1997. I got my first blog in 1999.
WE HAD INTERNET IN THE 90s.
Sheesh.
For all the Tumblr Sherlock Fandom Folks out there over 30:
On Tumblr, at least, you are officially old.
Very old.
Old as balls.
So you know what? You should join our own version of the Red Hat Society.
We don’t do many group outings to plays, films, etc.
But we do read (and write and draw and share) a whole lot of porn.
I’M TOTALLY THERE, BEBES! \o/
With. Bells. On.
I WOULD LIKE TO FOLLOW ALL THE OLD PEOPLE IN THE FANDOM PLZ.
1974, BABY! IT WAS A GOOD YEAR!
Oh HELL yeah, I am THERE. Old people have the best porn, yo. We’ve tried all the things.
Indeed.
Also, I am endlessly amused by all those 16-year olds who complain loudly because Tom Hiddleston and Benedict Cumberbatch are soooo old. I feel slightly creepy for fancying them because they are younger than I am.
(Martin is older, but since he’s married with kids, my brain places him firmly in the “unavailable” category.)
if you’re 20+ years old why are you still on tumblr
excuse me bitch the internet is for adults go back to your playpen
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fuck you teenage tony stark doesn’t need friends TEENAGE TONY STARK MAKES HIS OWN FRIENDS WITH IPOD DOCKS AND BOOZE DISPENSERS AND SWEET PLAYLISTS and you are not fucking invited
Does anybody realise that iPod docks have been around less than a decade, right? And Tony Stark was a teenager in the 1980s and that’s why he listens to bands like Suicidal Tendencies, right? And… it’s really telling what the target demographic of Avengers is that nobody seems to remember that other century that all these guys were born in. The anachronisms are so odd.
It’s because the Avengers seems to be the gateway drug du jour for an awful lot of teenage girls who do not understand that their late ’90s and early 2000s childhoods weren’t everyone’s childhoods. Or they think people who lived in the ’80s rode dinosaurs to school and didn’t have electricity yet. :P
(Yes. I am grumpy. Because Tony Stark is only seven years older than I am, and when KIDS TODAY interfere with my mental image of Tony dissecting a Speak-and-Spell to make a rudimentary JARVIS, or gets the inspiration for Dummy from an Armatron, I get tetchy.)
Tony made mixtapes on cassette. Just saying.
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when you find out an actor you think is cute is around 32 and you’re like “wow he’s really young”
that’s when you know you have a problem
But… 32 is young.
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