I just realised…
I really want a Classic Literature zombie apocalypse au. Like Estella Havisham shooting infected in the face because she will have none of this sentimental crap, they are zombies. Scarlett fucking O’Hara running this shit while unapologetically UST-ing it up with hunter/taking advantage of the crapsack world Rhett. The Harkers knowing exactly what to do in this situation. Anything and everything from Vanity Fair, but mostly Becky Sharp, always Becky Sharp. Lizzie and Darcy tag teaming zombies. Dorian Gray the ‘something else’ anomaly who may or may not be undead and honestly just wants to watch the world burn down in style. Idek what Cathy and Heathcliff are doing, but they’re probably having too much fun, let’s be honest here. Rebecca De Winter leading an army of the undead.
It’s almost one in the morning and I’m heartbroken that this doesn’t exist.