The Mistress of Distress

lauranotpalmer:

heres some advice

1. eat a lot of fruit all the time especially blueberries and also dark green vegetables
2. don’t do anything sexy with anyone you don’t want to do it with a good test for this if licking any part of their body doesn’t seem in anyway sexy to you its a no go
3. if eyes are the windows to the soul eyebrows are the curtains!!!!!!! take from this what u will
4. dont talk about money at parties its unbecoming and stop worrying about your hair it’s fine 

(Source: serav, via mydearholmes)